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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

(via w-ave)

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via pizza)

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via fake-mermaid)

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